For My Best Friend Who Has A Tummy Ache

I give you money and send you into the grocery store to pick up 5 items. You can only pick one thing from the following departments.. what is it?

1. Produce: BANANAS! Or Cantaloupe if it's in season.
2. Bakery: Donuts.
3. Meat: Ummm chicken?
4. Frozen: Ice cream!
5. Dry goods: Peanut Butter.

Let’s say we’re heading out for a weekend getaway. You’re only allowed to bring 3 articles of clothing with you. So, what’s in your bag?

1. Favorite tshirt
2. Adidas shorts
3. UNDIES!

If I was to listen in on one of your conversations throughout the day, what 5 phrases or words would I be most likely to hear?

1. Really?
2. Cunt
3. Fuck
4. You've got to be fucking me.
5. Yea sure

So, what 3 things do you find yourself doing every single day, and if you didn’t get to do, you probably wouldn’t be in the best mood?

1. Nap/sleep.
2. Listen to music
3. Brushing my teeth.

Sweet, you just scored a whole afternoon to yourself. We’re talking a 3 hour block with nobody around. What 5 activities might we find you doing?

1. Nap
2. Music
3. Choreographing
4. Driving around
5. Shopping

We’re going to the zoo. But, it looks like it could start storming, so it’ll have to be a quick visit. What 3 exhibits do we have to get to?

1. TIGERS!
2. Turtles.
3. Pingüinos!

You just scored tickets to the taping of any show that comes on t.v. of your choice. You can pick between 4, so what are you deciding between? (I know some of these don’t have live tapings!)

1. I don't watch TV
2.
3.
4.

You’re hungry for ice cream. I’ll give you a triple dipper ice cream cone. What 3 flavors can I pile on for ya?

1. Vanilla
2. Chocolate Chip
3. Cookies and Cream

Somebody stole your purse/wallet…in order to get it back, you have to name 5 things you know are inside to claim it. So, what’s in there?

1. I don't care a purse.
2.
3.
4.
5.

TEN FIRSTS
- First Best Friend: Federica.
- First Email Address: Oh lord I have no idea.
- First Pet: Face and Dingo.
- First Piercing: Ears.
- First Crush: Thomas Fredrick and it's cool cause he liked me back. Hahaha.
- First CD: Hanson. Yeah suck it.
- First Car: My red accord baby.
- First Stuffed Animal: Teddy. He played it's a small world after all.
- First thing you do in the morning: Shield my eyes from my damn lamp.
- First word: No.

NINE LASTS
- Last Alcoholic Beverage: Ummm Vodka maybe?
- Last Car ride: When I drove back to school.
- Last Movie Seen: Superbad
- Last Phone Call: I called my mommy cause I need to see a doctor.
- Last Song Played: Summer Town by Third Eye Blind.
- Last Bubble Bath: Well damn...probably like last year.
- Last time you had Mexican food: Too fucking long ago. I miss it. :(
- Last book you read: Watchmen.
- Last meal you ate: NOODLES!

EIGHT HAVE YOU EVERS
- Have you ever dated one of your best friends? Yep.
- Have you ever been arrested? Yep well kinda.
- Have you ever skinny dipped? A bunch of times.
- Have you ever been on tv? Yea.
- Have you ever kissed someone, and then regretted it? Oh yeah.
- Have you ever broken the law? Yep.
- Have you ever been out of the country? Tons.
- Have you ever lied to protect someone? Yes.

SEVEN THINGS YOU ARE WEARING
1. Tshirt.
2. Coke boxers.
3. Rings.
4. Best friend bracelet.
5. Undies.
6. Nose ring.
7. Hair tie.

SIX THINGS YOU’VE DONE TODAY
1. Went to class
2. Failed at napping
3. Carved linoleum...fucking shit.
4. Complained about the weather.
5. Had a panic attack.
6. Forgot to eat.