Last night was probably when of the funniest nights of my life. Dale called me and was like "Hey lets hang out." So he picked me up and we went to get some food. Then tried to find Daniel, Jacob, and Corey which wasn't as hard as we thought. Well Dale was house sitting for someone so we all headed out to this big ass empty house. The guys played Halo and sprayed lots of whip cream on each other. But some of the funniest things were said.
Daniel-"Sex is always good."
Jacob-"Yeah it keeps cancer away."
Jacob-"Sex Ed taught me that sex leads to babies and financial problems."
Dale-"Nothing is going to distract them from that game."
Me-"What if I ran completely naked through the room?"
Jacob-"Only if you stop in front of me for like 3 seconds."
Corey-"Did you just flash me your bra?"
Me-"You flashed me first!"
Me-"Aww Corey. Damn it you got whip cream on me. Lick it off."
Corey-"Okay."
I was an hour past for curfew before I asked for a ride home. I knew I could easily sneak in and not get caught...or thought so. I know this is gonna sound all bragish but when something like this doesn't happen to you like ever you enjoy it when it does.
Me-"Hey guys I need a ride home."
Dale-"I'll drive her."
Corey-"No I will."
Jacob-"If I could find my keys I would."
Daniel-"I will, I really want to drive."
Corey-"How about we wrestle for it?"
Yeah 4 guys had an argument on who was going to drive me home. I made Daniel though because I know he drives the fastest and I wouldn't be afraid he would rape me on the way. Hahaha. But still made me feel damn good.
"Daniel carry me. I'm too sleepy to walk."
"Sighs. Jump on. Man you really do weigh nothing."
Gotta love those boys.
This morning my dad mentioned about me coming in so late but he didn't care nor mentioned it to my mom. It was amazing.
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